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Our old dog 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
RIP to a dog I barely knew but somehow they've already occupied a large space in my heart. Thou shalt be missed.
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Run Elon, Run 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Everyone gangsta til the dolphin starts walkin*
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Happy day! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Wholesome af
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Also you need a big peepee to upvote this 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
It's a good way to find the traps.
Also you need a big peepee to upvote this 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I dislike the admins but I have a small pee pee, what do?
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They’ve gone too far 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Zoinks! Apparently some people don't get the joke!
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Friendos 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
+2 Bonus to Charisma
They’ve gone too far 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Smh deport those unpatriotic commies!
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an*lysis 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
But the movies can still be considered canonical.
an*lysis 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Actually, the movies show us that he works in an office with his co-workers.
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Meet the goodbooois working hard for New Zealand police! 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The goodest of police bois
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an*lysis 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Huh. neat.
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Evolution of Will Smith 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I hate Aladdin already.
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*rattling intensifies* 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
What have memes become?
Sparkling serious Quelea 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
That looks painful.
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he should get a cut 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Well yes, but actually no.
The kea is a large parrot found in alpine regions of the South Island of New Zealand, 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
These things can be real dicks sometimes, they'll really mess up your car if your not careful. Doing shit like removing hubcaps and Tearing off rubber.
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Exciting uttermost Trump 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
SAVE THOSE FLUFFY BOIS OR SO HELP ME!
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The cuban midlife crisis 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
He's hit that stage of; "Fuck it, let's nuke Japan again"
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But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
How else are we supposed to eat them when they melt?
Few things I hate more than Hippocrates 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Smh I hate Hippocrates, I just want to die at an early age like in the good old days.
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John Wick has done more for dogs than PETA ever could 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
A justified response
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But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Can I get a custom one?
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carpet copier 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Well one of us is going to have to change
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