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Basically me 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
"Nice" Guy*
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Slicing potato 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Infinite potato
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Simple logic 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yeah, this makes struggle-snuggle clowns so much more horrifying.
A triumphant Julius Caesar guides his chariot through Rome after his conquest of Gaul (50 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Damn, budget cuts hit the military hard.
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Working it 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
That is good news!
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John Krasinski over the years 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I see what ya did there!
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They're evolving 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
He's probably better than I am...
Plan A and B 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Why does it have to be her? Are you against same-sex murder!?!?!? And what about female serial killers!?!?!
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Don't get me wrong, I love Mark 50 armor but Mark 3 was the most badass 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
In my opinon, the Mark 50 is a bit too fantastical and lacks the more realistic feel that the Mark 3 has.
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DDF 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
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Plan A and B 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Well, you attack them and if they get butthurt about it, you give them the flowers and they've legally gotta forgive you.
Well, that makes sense 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
They all laughed when Beethoven told them he wanted to be a musician!
"Beethoven" they cried, "You are deaf! You will never be musician!"
You know what he said?
"I. Can't. Hear you."
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anime 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Alabama be like!
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The gun that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and started WW1 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Then one day it goes missing.
Uber in Dubai 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Bestest boi
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Steve is spending another day hiding from his responsibilities 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
My stupid ass thought y'all meant Captain America. I was confused but not as much as I should have been.
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Hands up! 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
That's what happened to the last guy.
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Chess on hard mode 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Getting a pawn to the end of the board is an instant win.
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And they dont feel so well 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
GET YOUR UNHOLY FANFIC OUT OF MY GOOD MULTI-RELIGIOUS SERVER!!
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And they dont feel so well 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yeah, but Peter hasn't had sex with the hot aunt, (that we know of)
Witcher vs Dragonborn 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Not if your sneak and pickpocket is high enough
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I laughed 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Drat, she's rumbled us. Scatter men!
Marvellous move 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yeah, I don't get it myself, I mean sure, I don't really like the character or the actress that much, but why hate on it? Also, Zachary Levi is daddy.
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Badly explain your Job!! We have a winner 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Sex Worker?
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