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flyingoctopus


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Congratulations you cleared level one 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I bite ice cream because my tongue muscles are too strong and I always end up pushing the ice cream off...
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Well... Murrica 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh shiz it's Wesley Trueblood III
Staff are people too! 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
How dare they treat the staff as the people they are instead of the menial slaves I want them to be!
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Me and the DLCs 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
They are all priceless.
2427 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I had a character who was an outlaw who accidentally became a terrorist after setting an oil trap as a distraction and burning down all the rich peoples houses.
That's some Griffith-level villainy stuff 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The second one's okay because the chips are loooooooong
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2427 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Playing healer is a job everyone wants, but no one wants to play it. Make sure to thank your healers.
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Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
May his legacy live on.
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H*ck yes 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Now that's a pope I can get behind!
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Have to say ,Fortnite good :) 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Maybe kids aren't so bad after all.
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Heyo 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ooooh. That's rough. Glad Funsub doesn't do that!
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GOD 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He has happiness.
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Aborted question 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I think that's the joke.
New bathing suit for the summer 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
hawt.
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Some dads are better than others 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Wholesome as heck.
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Look, I can use the NSFW tag for it's intended purpose! 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Thank you guest.
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2425 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Forbidden fleshlight.
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Well... Shit happens 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
More often than you think.
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Look, I can use the NSFW tag for it's intended purpose! 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
God's got nothing to do with a world where this exists.
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Ossified deserted rotten Raven 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Git those gosh darn lickers outta my country!
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You know what to do 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago 1 · Edited 4 years ago
pets 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Wholesome birb
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Sonic roasted 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
She looks like a rejected Toy Story 1 human design.
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Only true friends will show their excitement 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
They do if you ask them nice enough or if you have a gun.
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