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I cut and dyed my own hair, found a toning shampoo and am quite happy despite skin issues! 38 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yes I know, I'm such an extraordinary philanthropist.
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I cut and dyed my own hair, found a toning shampoo and am quite happy despite skin issues! 38 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah I outsourced mine to some poor migrant kid for $300
Lie down cry a alot 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
No. I don;t want to think about this!
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You're not just wrong, you're stupid 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I don't know anyone who thinks this is a good idea. It trivializes actual issues that women face and a lot of feminists are also calling it a solid example of misandry and shitty affirmative action
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The horse 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Why he look like Steve Buscemi?
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"But you had free stuffs..." 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
B-b-b-but that wasn't true communism!
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Get ready 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I mean, it wasn't really.
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Lmk your thoughts. 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It seems that every time Batman eliminates the Joker it causes way more problems. Although it's not really Batman's code that prevents him from killing J, but more so his need for an antagonist in his life driving him to continue instead of succumbing to his trauma which he never worked out. Asides from the Joker and perhaps Ra's al Ghul (if you would consider him a rogue), none of Batman's rogues gallery pose a genuine threat to Batman and would most likely drop out of the crime game if word got out that Batman executed the Joker.
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Hol up! 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Although, Hulk has picked it up before during runs where the hammer simply increased it's density so an unworthy person couldn't lift it.
Uh oh stinky 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Not the worst 'er' word that they could've gone with.
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Damn paladins 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Super hyped for Season 2
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Disgusting! 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Or, even see his toes"
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Cow lick 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Moosion impossible
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Building hunts and devours penny (2019, colorized) 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh no. What have you done?
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Side bfs 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Polyamory coming in clutch.
Yeehaaw! 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah but downside is that you have to live in Texas.
What's your New Year's resolution? 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh heavens no, I'm not THAT evil!
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What's your New Year's resolution? 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
My resolution is to commit at least 43% more war crimes.
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Was gaming in the 90s best? 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The World's End (2013)
Was gaming in the 90s best? 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I remember sitting up on top of that hill, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes, seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break and knowing in my heart, life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did.
You done f***ed up Thanks! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Like, Thanos ol' buddy ol' pal. You've really zoinked me.
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In case you forgot 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Woah throwback!
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Also in the Christmas period 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Tax evasion.
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d*ck Nixon campaign flair 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Not without consent anyway.
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