Older than you were yesterday?

Yep, those are perfectly adequate tiddies.

Absolute legend

"But I swears I was only following orders sir, I ain't mean to kill all those people."

Ok but surely Mr Brightside is on there.

My mans said Karen with the hard r

Tag yourself I'm Magic 8 Ball Totalitarianism

Oogway with a gun just exudes power.

Ok, So I'm a real Doug Dimmadumbass and read EU as European Union and now I kinda wanna see Darth Merkel team up with Darth Mattarella and Darth Macron.

The gang's all here

Or does it just come in the form of small old humanoid figures?

I mean it's true though.

Oh no. OH NO!

Smh can't have shit in Detroit

That's what one does with their license. Driving til the sun comes up.

And guys like me will buy it! Yeehaw, I have no self esteem and simp on girls on twitter!

I guess there are a lot of movies though and that might have something to do with it.

Maybe they're just the world's most patriotic Liberian?

Joe Biden. He'll sniff all their hair and ISIS will become so uncomfortable that they leave.

I think this is an advanced troll.