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Euphoria 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hell yeah! Respecting women!
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The watch did I just f**k?! 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's even better than the movie synopsis suggests.
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Need title 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh no. No it does. I just wish it wouldn't.
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Big black guy: Yeah Spider-Man! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He'll need a life jacket for all that pussy he's drowning in.
1950's Superman Was Woke AF 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah but what if they're a communist?
Cmon now 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The sequel to All Dogs go To Heaven, All Unvaccinated Kids go To Hell.
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relatable 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
They weren't innocent. They were criticizing the glory of the the CCP!
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A toast to all adults 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah sorry I cant accept any of these.
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The one boy who completed the climb was like - I don't see any other god up here 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Now this is some old ass internet
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Haha young people go swipe swipe 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
You did it! You broke boomer humour down to it's bare essentials!
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Words of TRUE power 24 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ahh the duality of the nice guy
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Supreme gentleman and his supreme dog 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
At first I didn't notice anything was wrong...
There's a slight problem here 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Iirc the tattoo is photo shopped.
A sign demonstrating how NOT to wear your mask 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
So I guess I've been wearing underwear wrong then.
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*cough* *cough* Racism 53 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah but we white people cant decide what it is.
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Just Curious 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He really was that bad
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Just Curious 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Holy shit no you're gonna give me PTSD.
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Just Curious 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's been a long time since I've heard that name.
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Well thats a strange banana 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Too bad most bananas come from Ecuador, not too mention that there'd be substantial bruising around the letters.
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*roblox oof* 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's like Renaissance painting.
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Post nut clarity is a feeling that cannot be replicated. The closest way to describe it 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Dudes hit that post-nut clarity like nothing else.
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We had a flooding in Vejle (Denmark) and somebody posted this picture 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The fishing game has changed forever.
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History !! 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Okay but Guns Akimbo is fuckin dope
Crash nebula on ice 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He's gonna legitimize the state of Israel.
Shit's on fire yo 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Behold, a man!"
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