Horny was invented by unborn child companies to sell more kids

That would be pretty useful for old people or people with genetic weaknesses.

Doom spinoff looking sick

That pork bastard cornered the market and ruined his brothers' livelihoods.

We do love us some Obvious Plant

I do not want them Sam I Am

As famousone pointed out this gives me phat Stonetoss vibes.

I mean at the risk of being branded a Confederate scum it's pretty big brain ngl.

Welcome to abusing your power 101

Actually war crimes are limited to war. It's why the police can use tear gas but soldiers can't.

And both wolves are named Toby

Yep I eat ass.

And that's when you spot him. Shia LaBeouf.

I shave because your mom doesn't like it when my pubes get stuck in her teeth. #rekt #gamer

It has autopilot but will only take you to Flavortown

Hmmm I feel awfully communist for some reason now.

Woah that's really good!

Wow this is some fucking OG internet geek humour.

Me too lady. Me too.

Just send it to CSI they'll zoom and enhance

It's not a fish it's an M32 Grenade Launcher

Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy

She's gonna wipe out 50% of all germs on the planet

This belongs in the Smithsonian.