Some god-tier copypasta right here. Iirc it started when a reddit user said it about instagram.

now you have a gummy slab
and as it is technically only 1 gummy, you can eat it all at once and not feel guilty

"This is Joe Biden's America!" Says the man running the country. Something doesn't entirely add up there

This one got an audible laugh then a holy shit out of me

"Well can we have a fire or not?"
"Uhhh. I think we can but we may need a permit IDK"
"Oh, We've got one so she's algoods"

"Y'know kid, I'm going to let you off with a slap on the wrist, I see some of myself in you, you remind me a lot of myself during my younger days. I had no guidance back then, so I used my skills of produce stealing for evil, but I feel that you can use your gift for good if you just have a guiding hand."

*pulls a seemingly never ending trail of flags out of your pussy*

Nice save there champ.

Trust me, your gf pretends it's a dick too.

Why doesn't the US do that? Tank the economy to prevent crime....wait a sec.

Please say not the sharp end of the knife.

Yo honestly this (and the diner one) slaps hard

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It's via pornhub just FYI but kids use this site so imma keep it subtle.

I mean, NZ bills are polymer based so they're waterproof yes.

Is this not what a stick grenade is?

Hydroplaning? Never heard of it!

"Mmmmm stuffed crust"

Y'all should paint yourself yellow and move to springfield because you sure are a simp son.

He'll just outlast Al Qaeda