Yeah so we're all terrible people right? Not just me?

He's done his community service already and he knows he'll do it again in a heartbeat.

This man gonna kill anyone who votes yes in the weed referendum.

Yeah I'd do it. Even if it was only for the clout.

It's not a glove, it's a condom for Johnny Fivedicks

Holocaust 2: The Second Coming.

Well when's this essay coming out? I need to know how gay I am!

Now this takes me back.

Big himbo energy.

I'm getting real deja vu here. But still, no one messes with our national treasure

So I got one up on a fictional vampire? Booyah!

This is just what New Zealand is all the time. Trust me I never lie.

No...NO! IT CAN'T BE!!!

They're the Inanimorphs

And dont sell classified government secrets to the Chinese Government. Learned that one the hard way.

Or you become so rich you can pay to have it restored.

Eh, kinda. This is almost definitely an old post, we did just finish a second wave of Covid-19 restrictions though. The real issue is that many New Zealanders are taught that whilst personal freedoms are important, there are times where the needs of the many are more important.

He took the divorce from Mrs Claus hard.

Sorry not enough border skirmishes between nuclear superpowers

We just finished a second wave of Covid here and 1 region was under lockdown but everywhere else was under level 2 which is just restricted travel and tracing procedures with the introduction of mandatory masks on public transport in most places.

Target, more like... off Target! Whooooa!

He's gonna get Doug Dimma-dunked on!

I would expect nothing less.

Lost in the sauce