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flyingoctopus


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I Kant believe you're into this stuff, son 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah copies of Kant would be a bad sign. Fuck Kant and his ethics.
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This is the best headline I've seen today 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
And what's more, it's called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and is a meta-story about is incessant spending and massive backlog of unpaid taxes.
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Them boys ain't right 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Who the hell is Mary Jane and why does my son keep posting about her?
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RUN! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Actual champs over here.
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Keep it clean boys 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Unless you're a cock mouse
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Jennifer Aniston at 50 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yes okay I would 100% bang that. (With consent obviously, I'm horny, not a fucking rapist)
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Whose idea was it to start making bear pinatas? 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well, I've never seen a bear with a baseball bat!
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The more you know 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I think I remember hearing something about someone who's job was elephant fister.
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Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars! 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I legit saw this movie last night. gonna say the Tears in the Rain monologue goes hard.
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D.C. Mayor Bowser has 'Black Lives Matter' painted on street leading to White House 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Heh, Bowser. That's the Mario guy.
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Contributing to 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
ReDdiT 100
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Goodly croppedededed 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I can't drown my demons... because they know how to shred phat gnar!
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O.O 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah that would be how 2020 would end.
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Good boy 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Is it really a hate crime if you love doing it?
hmmm 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Based.
Lies, deception 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hey! That man's an educator and a damn good one!
I bet 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Let's be real, that was the only way saying that was gonna turn out. Still funny as shit tho.
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Cool. Cool beans 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Awesomesauce is cool tho :(
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Stay with me dammit! Don't turn off 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
And also blowing into a Nintendo cartridge
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Cat: "Alright, get your jokes out of the way. I know what you're thinking" 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hahahahahah! cat has penis on face! FUneeeee
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"It lies!" 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah nah she's algoods. TBH we treat it as a compliment, like legit you can't really insult a kiwi.
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funny 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
monke
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"It lies!" 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Or New Zealand ;~)
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"It lies!" 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ahahah Sheep fucking jokes.
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Cursed Images Day 10 - She Might Wanna Get That Looked at 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The spiritual successor to Teeth.
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