I Kant believe you're into this stuff, son 2 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Yeah copies of Kant would be a bad sign. Fuck Kant and his ethics.
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This is the best headline I've seen today 3 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
And what's more, it's called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and is a meta-story about is incessant spending and massive backlog of unpaid taxes.
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Them boys ain't right 1 comments
Jennifer Aniston at 50 2 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Yes okay I would 100% bang that. (With consent obviously, I'm horny, not a fucking rapist)
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The more you know 8 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
I think I remember hearing something about someone who's job was elephant fister.
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Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars! 11 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
I legit saw this movie last night. gonna say the Tears in the Rain monologue goes hard.
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Goodly croppedededed 5 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
I can't drown my demons... because they know how to shred phat gnar!
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Lies, deception 2 comments
I bet 2 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Let's be real, that was the only way saying that was gonna turn out. Still funny as shit tho.
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Stay with me dammit! Don't turn off 3 comments
"It lies!" 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Yeah nah she's algoods. TBH we treat it as a compliment, like legit you can't really insult a kiwi.
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