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I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I think we should agree to make it far more lenient this year, the people have suffered enough.
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It's happening!!! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I think my country handled it pretty well, there was a video detailing why the NZ response worked so effectively but I can't find it atm. It had something to do with having out Minister of Health (The absolute champ Dr. Ashley Bloomfield) take charge and handle 90-95% of the covid press stuff.
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Anon becomes an undercover cop 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Anon's life into covert law enforcement begins
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Problem unorthodox Porcupine 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Gustav was only following orders
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It's happening!!! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
So who's ready for 2120!
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Songbird blowing rings 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
We get it, you vape.
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Cartits 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
They're 'flashing' him
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What is this 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I have a smaller one of these!
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This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Welcome to the magical world of OSHA violations!
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I Kant believe you're into this stuff, son 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah copies of Kant would be a bad sign. Fuck Kant and his ethics.
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This is the best headline I've seen today 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
And what's more, it's called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and is a meta-story about is incessant spending and massive backlog of unpaid taxes.
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Them boys ain't right 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Who the hell is Mary Jane and why does my son keep posting about her?
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RUN! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Actual champs over here.
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Keep it clean boys 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Unless you're a cock mouse
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Jennifer Aniston at 50 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yes okay I would 100% bang that. (With consent obviously, I'm horny, not a fucking rapist)
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Whose idea was it to start making bear pinatas? 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Well, I've never seen a bear with a baseball bat!
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The more you know 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I think I remember hearing something about someone who's job was elephant fister.
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Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars! 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I legit saw this movie last night. gonna say the Tears in the Rain monologue goes hard.
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D.C. Mayor Bowser has 'Black Lives Matter' painted on street leading to White House 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Heh, Bowser. That's the Mario guy.
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Contributing to 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
ReDdiT 100
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Goodly croppedededed 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I can't drown my demons... because they know how to shred phat gnar!
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O.O 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah that would be how 2020 would end.
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Good boy 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Is it really a hate crime if you love doing it?
hmmm 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Based.
Lies, deception 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Hey! That man's an educator and a damn good one!