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Pfft world champion sureeee 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
The other bloke is Me
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Sorry bout that 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
When you take the wrong bus to kamp
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Without reason...Without warning 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
What can I say, the fish had it coming
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She had nice mummy milkers 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
My response is usually just "Well, that explains the dirt then"
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Sneks :) 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
(psst, I'm just kidding, that'd be lit)
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Sneks :) 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Well my phobia's a whole lot of money and assets that appreciate in value so I reallyyyyy hope those don't pop out!!
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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah but Ol' Lefty does and she's a gentle lover!
A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Right, I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious. "Wow, those are some bodacious boobs"
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So truly evil 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
No!!!
Bacteria 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
When you go to the wrong summer kamp
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Oh look! Two pennies 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
.ɿr.
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This post was made by not-American gang 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Hey, If there's no people, there's no crime!
Wait a minute! 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
USA really has no leftwing politicians, even Bernie who many of his detractors call a radical left socialist is centre left and not even by that much.
SIKE 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Ah yes the age old "I have a black friend Defense!" Very powerful!
Jurnalismm 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Stop making stupid people famous
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Reality can often suck 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
OMG! They're just like me!!!
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Lesss goooooooo 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
So basically Reddit hired some woman and then a whole bunch of posts about her past were removed and a few moderators got banned iirc her dad was some kind of kiddy diddler? So mods of communities blacked out their subreddits and petitioned to have the community mods reinstated.
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Cue people looking for a scandal 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Musk stans are by far the most bone-headed, cringe stans. Yeah K-pop stans just spam stuff more but the content isn't that bad, it's just fancams like superwholock stans years back. But Musk stans jerk off their daddy Musk and refuse to believe that Musk is fallible.
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Really power 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
The Kyle Vaccine
Really power 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
His piss is just a cheeto/monster sludge
You can definitely see earth 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Not if ur blind checkmate atheists
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The Legendary Chris Nikic, the first person to complete an iron man with down syndrome 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
What's the iron man having down syndrome got to do with it!?
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Mayonnaise is a national foodstuffs 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Damn Peru eating that good shit
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Who's your money on? 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
How much prep time do the Viet Kong get?
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Yeah 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Reddit interacting with 4chan