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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

— JD Report User
No need for condoms 20 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Or not
Lemmings 147 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
CHAINSAWS. GRIM. CHAINSAWS.
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Lemmings 147 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
LET. THIS. DIE. JUST. LIKE. GRIM. AT. OUR. HANDS. OF. LEMMING. JUSTICE.
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Time for spooky memes 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh shit Beth you're right
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Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
HIGH FIVE!!! :D
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Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
i DID
AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
BUT HE SAID YES
SO I GUESS IT WAS A GOOD ACCIDENT
Time for spooky memes 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Spooky scary moths doesn't have the same ring to it, sorry
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At least she’s trying 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I was a weird kid. But hey, at least now I know that shiny beetles does NOT taste like glitter. They taste like bitter crunchies and bad decisions
At least she’s trying 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
... She does have a picture of me eating shiny beetles when I was six... Though that is justifiable. I wanted to see if they tasted like glitter.
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At least she’s trying 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Bring it on. My mom didn't take baby photos of me
There are more humans than nipples 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Fact, there are more human hairs than there are humans
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Wisdom, prudence, and good judgment 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Someone that beats some sense into people? Sure
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I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You'd think after 4 years I'd know the difference
Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My self confidence hurts almost as much as my the pain radiating from my crotch, for he says my toes look like tiny tater tots :(
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I'm well roasted 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Contact the fs gods and ask them nicely
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Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I just asked my boy, he said he'd punch me in the nuts if I ever try this, so I'm going to do it
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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My SO eats hot wings with his entire face and it's adorable. Step up, guest
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So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache? 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I look like empty space?
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Someone's gonna love this and someone's gonna hate it. 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hey,
I'm not rational
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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I become a whiny bitch when I get sick so hopefully I'll stay healthy forever
I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'll lay my weary head to rest; don't I cry no more
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If you ever fall. 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Time to fall in public
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What an interesting design 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I mean girls could probably do it too, but it'd be a bit harder as you'd have to steal someone's intestines first
I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I've had that song stuck in my head since 2014
Everyone deserves to be the little spoon 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The girl that drew this comic