freudiandip
I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.
— JD Report User
No need for condoms 20 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
Or not
Lemmings 147 comments
Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
i DID
AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
BUT HE SAID YES
SO I GUESS IT WAS A GOOD ACCIDENT
AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
BUT HE SAID YES
SO I GUESS IT WAS A GOOD ACCIDENT
Time for spooky memes 7 comments
At least she’s trying 12 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
I was a weird kid. But hey, at least now I know that shiny beetles does NOT taste like glitter. They taste like bitter crunchies and bad decisions
At least she’s trying 12 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
... She does have a picture of me eating shiny beetles when I was six... Though that is justifiable. I wanted to see if they tasted like glitter.
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At least she’s trying 12 comments
There are more humans than nipples 7 comments
Wisdom, prudence, and good judgment 4 comments
I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
My self confidence hurts almost as much as my the pain radiating from my crotch, for he says my toes look like tiny tater tots :(
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Wtf? 7 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
I just asked my boy, he said he'd punch me in the nuts if I ever try this, so I'm going to do it
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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
My SO eats hot wings with his entire face and it's adorable. Step up, guest
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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
I become a whiny bitch when I get sick so hopefully I'll stay healthy forever
I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
What an interesting design 2 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
I mean girls could probably do it too, but it'd be a bit harder as you'd have to steal someone's intestines first
I Beat CleverBot 8 comments
Everyone deserves to be the little spoon 11 comments