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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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You'll be hung 3 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
"That's what he gave me last night lmao"
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Dank me 5 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
*very funny
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John, I know you're there John 11 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
IS THIS A THING NOW?!
My speciality 15 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I HAVE A DIRTY MIND, OKAY
Dead or alive? 12 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I hope so... I miss her :(
Dead or alive? 12 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
What about @grandma instead?
My speciality 15 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I thought so too
Oh yeah WE deff know this! 4 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Well they don't really drop down there until you start getting into puberty...
Is she serious? 10 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I mean, strap ons exist, but they aren't the same...
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I am merely the conduit of higher wisdom 3 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
What about corals and clown fish
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Haha, of course! Dån la geldulasj ulmusj! (You are cool! (Or literally "you are an exciting person")
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I don't know the english word ;-; Though that is probably it. And not, really, finnish is truly a language of it's own. The accent sounds similar, but other than that? Nada. And no, I don't really intend to learn more sami langauges; I know enough to speak to my relatives and pass on some important myths and legends to my kids and grandkids and so on, and that's enough for me. Maybe that'll change further down the line, though, because it really is a cool language! (don't worry about that, I'm the one that started spewing about Sapmí and sami people. actually, I should probably apologize because this is a shitton of information just dumped into y'all's laps.)
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There is evil, then there is this 6 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
That is very, very evil
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Anyone's balls hurt after sneezing? Asking for a friend 4 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I just bent my knee wrong trying to get into bed
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I bet it was! The snow and the várre and the northern lights lighting up the sky in the dead of winter... Though I imagine it was cold as hell. And harsh. But probably still rewarding!
Oh by the way, I have my own reindeer! My grandma and grandpa (on dad's side) owns a couple reindeers that they share with the rest of their village, and when I was a kid I visited and witnessed a birth... I named her Muohtarido (Avalanche (which isn't really a name, but I was ten and I thought it sounded cool!)), and she isn't really Mine, but, y'know. I actually kind of forgot she existed until now, I wonder if she's okay...
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
There's a movie called Sameblod (Sami Blood) that follows a Sapmí girl and what happens to her and her family... It's very realistic, and also quite awful. Also, slight fun fact after that depressing fact-spewing; In Sweden only samer are legally allowed to own reindeer!
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Haha, yes, Sapmí is an "informal" country in Scandinavia, and samer (Sapmí people) are pretty much Native Scandinavians. It is also one of the languages spoken by samer, but not all of us speak Sapmí. I'm not fully Sapmí, but I was taught Lulesamiska (a kind of Sapmí) and basics by my grandparents! Samer has been around since about... Oh geez, I don't know? Somewhere around the Ice Age, maybe? But the gist is that we've been here a long time. My ancestors (and even some people now) lived with the reindeers in the mountains (fjäll, in swedish, várre in Sapmí) and praised the nature gods and ancestral spirits. And they continued to do so in peace, even as newcomers came to live in the land as well. But somewhere along the way samer lost their rights and lands, and for a very, very long time it was shameful to be Sapmí... It wasn't until recently that samer got proper apologies for being followed and oppressed against.
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Speak english 20 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Sometimes I slip into english or sapmí when I speak to my friends, and they just tap me on my shoulder and go "Dude. Swedish, please." It's kind of funny when it happens because I speak very fast in either language and it's hard to keep up
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Thanks for the diagram!! It was really helpful 2 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Is that the sickness when your liver gives up on life and you get pee in your blood?
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Being on tinder 2 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
I'd fuck both
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is this love 17 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Good changes, yes, but in this case the ice cube turned into water, which is... A tad extreme.
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is this love 17 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
You shouldn't have to change unless you're a bad person
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is this love 17 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Romeo and Juliet is not a good rolemodel
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do people even art 5 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Whoever drew this obviously haven't seen humans before
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Remembered for one thing 8 comments
freudiandip · 1 year ago
Admirable
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