fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Owo 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Before I saw who posted it, I knew it was you
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All my internet friends end up hating me, or forgetting about me. Especially on funsub. 22 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Aw, thanks, guest. It's just I've made some good friends, but they've left the site. And people I thought liked me well enough just kind of ignore me. I know I'm overreacting and need to calm down, but it just annoys me.
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First post! 16 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Wish I had internet friends like this
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This may be useful 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I love xkcd
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I want everyone who loves/will love me to read this and know it's my biggest fear. 15 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
But what if I love them, but they don't love me?
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This is my favorite 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I just watched the video. The dad has a thick Brooklyn accent. "IM TALKIN HERE, STOP SUCKING HIS DICK"
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No one should get murdered because of p*rn 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Dude so much is free tho
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Toilet paper rarity 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Shit in style
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This is my favorite 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I KMEW IT WAS U
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An epic explosion of beauty 11 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
What ouran host club bullshit is this
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Whenever a famous funsub user comments on my post I fangirl a little 252 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Always with the dick jokes. Ah well, they're funny
Butterfly Crown 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I'm too pale for it kms
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Hey there you 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Hey kids wanna buy some....bandwidth?
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Drink too much 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I once Googled something I meant to email to my mom.
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Hey, it's Friday so it can't be too bad 22 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
huh, well there goes my plans
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Disadvantages of being cute 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Good thing I'm ugly then
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yeah ik it's pretty big haha. But so is Brendon Urie's, so I don't really care :)
Well, of this isn't me. 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I like me too
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I'd be rich as f*ck 8 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Damn I would be livin easy
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He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yo, I was just joking m8, you decided to take it to the next level. I know I'm a girl, people just get it wrong.
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I find it rather sad that you have to pretend to be smarter than you are to protect your fragile masculinity.
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Honey, she'd have to use a microscope just to see it normally
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
The driving laws of Illinois
I wanna headbutt you...with love ♡ 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I love finding old comments
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