fruit_salad
Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
Owo 3 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
Before I saw who posted it, I knew it was you
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All my internet friends end up hating me, or forgetting about me. Especially on funsub. 22 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
Aw, thanks, guest. It's just I've made some good friends, but they've left the site. And people I thought liked me well enough just kind of ignore me. I know I'm overreacting and need to calm down, but it just annoys me.
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First post! 16 comments
This is my favorite 5 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
I just watched the video. The dad has a thick Brooklyn accent. "IM TALKIN HERE, STOP SUCKING HIS DICK"
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No one should get murdered because of p*rn 10 comments
An epic explosion of beauty 11 comments
Drink too much 4 comments
Hey, it's Friday so it can't be too bad 22 comments
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
Yeah ik it's pretty big haha. But so is Brendon Urie's, so I don't really care :)
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
Yo, I was just joking m8, you decided to take it to the next level. I know I'm a girl, people just get it wrong.
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 8 years ago
I find it rather sad that you have to pretend to be smarter than you are to protect your fragile masculinity.
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He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
I wanna headbutt you...with love ♡ 7 comments