fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Don't do this. Be honest about what you want, communicate, don't pull this bullshit. 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I wish I had someone to talk to rn
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"It's BOTHERSOME" 29 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
That friend is me
What would you see in the mirror of desire? 65 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Probably me happy and fulfilled in my life and career. Maybe with someone, but that's an added bonus,
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Hunger knows no bound 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago 1
Making fun of columbus 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It was ONE TIME
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Too real. 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Tomorrow, one of them will be elected. I'm scared.
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LEMME TELL YALL RIGHT NOW!!! 18 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I went to the mall and got bombarded with evergreen scented shit. I just want to cling to my summer florals, leave me alone snowflake kiss.
I have nothing against weed but 30 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yeah...
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Rawr xD 18 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago 3
Reason not to stab a tire 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
If you only slash three tires, insurance won't cover it
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*sighs happily* 14 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Need me an idiot like that
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Vet billboards 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Lmao this is in my city too. There's a radio commercial that goes: He's scooter! (The neutered cat) He ain't got no, jellybeans.
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Not tryna brag 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Improper meme usage
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Taking selfies 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
They make it more emo
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sign me up 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Me too
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Bear running at full speed 14 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
My dad literally tells me that ALL THE TIME. Like I swear to god, you're 52. I can outrun you so shut up.
· Edited 8 years ago
Is this WTF enough? 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Pls don't
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The only way you should respond 8 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It was to curve that fuckboy
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Once I had my children mass produce books in the sims until I was rich 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I love the sims 3, the graphics are good and there are so many expansions!
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Confessions of a fruit salad 51 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
He doesn't hate me and I'm 13 (yeah, I know. But my birthday is on the 21st)
If this isn't me 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
That tear looks like jizz
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Middle school vs high school 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I relate
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