fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Where is your birthmark 36 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
A sharpened dildo??
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Growing up ugly 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I've been scarred by this fear for life and won't be able to accept anybody loving me ever lol
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Where is your birthmark 36 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I was stabbed above the asscrack
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Alrighty then! 8 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
It's sad that I recognize the artist's style because I love his work so much
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Eating soup at sea 3 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Ah, I came here to say that
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When you forgot his age 6 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
It is your birthday
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I would pay Mathew Broderick to slap me
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Walk into the abyss 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
This is how lesbian sex works
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If you are desperate for love 7 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I don't have any nerdy friends. I always just go alone haha.
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When the love gods align the stars 8 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Why
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When a girl likes me 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I'm audreyisntdead
When a girl likes me 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I'm on sc more tbh
When a girl likes me 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Oh I never got it :(
more aesthetic posting. maybe i should do a daily dose of aesthetic 4 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I run an aesthetic blog on tumblr and I just realized how annoying I must be lmao.
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When a girl likes me 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Thanks lol. Long time no see.
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When a girl likes me 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Can't relate. No one likes me.
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tru 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
My mom always used those on me when I was a kid. Not for physicist ailments, more emotional problems. It was kind of like a sugar pill back then and now it's just comforting cause it reminds me of home.
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Welcome to the club 4 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I bought a test from 23 and me
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I see no difference 18 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
My hair is long and soft on my legs. It's also pretty blonde. I almost never shave cause if you have an issue with me just letting my legs do their thing, you're the problem lol. I do shave my armpits though cause the long hair gets sweaty.
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And this is why social justice warriors suck 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Ahhh, I get that she's an idiot but MAN I dislike Trump. I'm not even angry anymore, just sad.
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Welcome to the club 4 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I got a DNA test and I'm literally 0.01 percent African and all I do is whenever my friends call me white I say "acTUAlly..." in the most annoying voice ever lmao.
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Always look on the bright side of life 38 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I have a birthmark directly above my asscrack
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Same. Or the every constant: "Huh, that's the name of a song from a musical," or when I feel the need to constantly correct people. It annoys them and they calls a know-it-all, but I can't help it if they're spreading false info.
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I just spew info. Considering most of my interests are medical and historical, no one sticks around for long. Actual quote from me:
"Uh, do you know how I remember the name of the scapula? It looks like a spatula. You just scoop things up...yeah"
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I was trying to rekindle a friendship and all of our friends left and he just said "bye" and I whispered "farewell" I hate myself
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