When I woke up a few days ago I couldn't find my slippers and I was trying to type "slippers" into my mattress because I thought my bed was a search engine and would find them for me.
It was night time and I went to the bathroom, and I didn't bother turning on any lights because I know my house like the the back of my hand (well that's new!). And as I went into my room I was so tired I decided to just fall onto my bed... except there was no bed there. I bellyflopped onto the carpet and got a really bad rug burn.
Woke up, grabbed my towel, went to the kitchen instead of the bathroom. Stayed there for like 5 minutes before realizing where I was.
Another variation, once I woke up and started scrolling down on my hand, thinking I was holding my phone.
This happens way too often.
Once i was preparing a sandwich, but i was really tired so i just threw the things i was using somewhere random, next day i found them on the washing machine
Another variation, once I woke up and started scrolling down on my hand, thinking I was holding my phone.
This happens way too often.