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I CAN SEE THE CATS SO MUCH CLEARER! NOW WE CAN WORSHIP THEM EVEN BETTER!

Who was the first to say, lets see if humans can drink the liquid coming from that cow tits.

One day a chicken was ovulating unfertilized eggs and someone came along and decided to crack open one of these eggs and eat it.

I've heard that the idea of contacts came about when an air force pilot got glass in his eye and while at the medic getting them taken out, he realized that he could see better. :P