I don't care if he's a vegetarian

We really do..

Or when they dress in a suit and tie.

Mmmmhmmmmmm we do we do we do-ooh 'kel voice'

I'm sure he'll still love you... but on the other hand... bacon.

That's a bonus. More bacon for him.

Oh damn, I find it fucking hot when a guy wears just a vest on a dress shirt. Sorry. I tend to get very passionate about these things. Especially Han Solo. He knew what was up before it was up.

You wind up finding whoever you're with attractive, if you like their personality. So you're outta luck there, sorry.

Okay let me re-phrase... I mean like the hot modely type intimidates me. Like the Abercrombie models or whatever.

Is that like a term now? Cause I'm so using it.

It's usually called 'The Hogwarts Effect' If you look at all the cast and see them grow.

I'm now even more attracted to him. But he could be Jewish, btw..

Marry me now.

You'll ruin it

He's gesturing. He's like, hey, come marry me cuz I'm smooth as glass.