Could be generalizing here but most guys kind of don't care what you order. I mean you're ordering food that you have to eat not food that we all have to eat. Order a cardboard box if that's what you want. Just don't do the thing where you are "being good" and order the salad then steal fries off our plate. That's annoying.
Please don't shoot me b/c I can see how you all revere bacon. But I just don't understand all the hubbub. It's really greasy and fatty. Whenever I smell it cooking, I get nauseous. It's probably the only form of meat I've tried and didn't like.
I have this thing that I use to justify eating all this grease and sugar. Most people use YOLO to justify doing stupid things. I use it to justify eating monster burgers and ice-cream. "You Only Live Once" so eat all the yummy shit you can find and afford.
You don't have to be fat for your diet to increase your risk of a heart attack. I'm becoming more and more certain that ignorance is actually the number one killer worldwide. . . . .
The comment below makes me so happy I am 14 weigh 94 pounds and whenever I go to benvaoudos I get the 1/2 pound bacon cheeseburger and eat the whole thing
Sure, especially if he takes you to a pizzeria and you will demand a burger with fries because of the decision you made some time ago and posted it on funsubstance. I will just order what I fucking want. If I feel like I want a salad, I'll order a salad. If I feel like I want a pizza, I'll take a pizza. If I feel like I want a fucking dessert before the main course, I will fucking order it. He won't give a shit about what you order anyway, and if you want to impress him like "I'm so unusual every girl has a salad but I have a burger suck it bitch bacon fuck yeah" it won't work at all unless he only dates girls who eat bacon burgers. Now I don't want to offend or insult you or anything, I'm simply saying that your decisions of meal won't persuade him you're worth it. What will, however, is how a) how you behave, b) boobs.
Guest - It was probably meant to be so ('do what you want', by the way), but trying so damn hard to show people how much you do what you want makes you no better than the girls trying to show how much they care for their figure. The thing is, you and those girls casually eat the same food, and while you're trying to get the guy to like you by having this "I don't care bitch I do what I want" attitude, they are trying the same with the "I have salad because I wanna be healthy" attitude. You just get tastier stuff than them, but at the end of the day, one is as much of an act as the other. I got the point and made mine. You are the one who missed.
Then I don't know how else to express it. Disagreement with posts is apparently not very common here, especially if someone differs from posts about being different than the others (oh the irony...)
So, simpler and shorter version. Sticking your "I eat what I want" attitude in someone's face is just as pretentious as girls being like "I can't eat this, I'll get fat!"
I hope you guys get it now.
"Sure, especially if he takes you to a pizzeria and you will demand a burger with fries because of the decision you made some time ago and posted it on funsubstance" that's the part that threw me. I have no idea why a girl would demand a burger and fries at a pizzeria. I would have her head examined. But the part about girls having an attitude and bragging about ordering a burger for the sake of not conforming to standards is absolutely obnoxious... So I actually agree with that part.
Yeah, sometimes I try to explain stuff so precisely that people who read it get lost on the way. I'm glad you get it now. Maybe more people will and maybe some of them will actually think about it.
The point was do what you what
So, simpler and shorter version. Sticking your "I eat what I want" attitude in someone's face is just as pretentious as girls being like "I can't eat this, I'll get fat!"
I hope you guys get it now.