Giant plastic bucket

Thats funny, a bucket.
Education gov offical walks in to thier school. Suit- What the
Finds 50 kids drooling in buckets while teacher freaks out sending more and more to buckets. All this to say is that they were using the kids in buckets to harvest organs.

We got sent into the sleepy tent and! got told that the sand man would take us away if we didn't go to sleep and think about what we did, i had a messed up school

"Walking entity of sass" at like 6.. Go on with your bad self.

scooting to freedom best line in the whole story

I can imagine this entire story. This boy just scooting this bucket in a parking lot.

you know the little circle? I'm on my phone now and I had a panic attack because I thought I had two of them and only one worked.

I like this guy's mom.

In 7th grade I snuck out of art class by putting one of those big blue recycling bins over me. They never found me and I just went home.

When my brother was in nursery (preschool) my brother jumped the fence and walked back home

I swear this sounds like a comic from Calvin and Hobbes!

I read that as high school.