That awkward moment when people mistakenly think you're flirting

Possibly, or it's possible that it's a defensive maneuver because of the harrassment many women face

Have you seen that thing where this guy is texting a girl, asking all the typical questions in y/n forms, she literally only says yea, and he thinks she's being flirty? It's stupid

That's ok, I'm married to Robert Downey Jr. and he doesn't know about it either.

Oh...I'm cheating on Tom with Robert.
I'm also having a lesbian affair with Jennifer Lawrence.

No I'm married 2 Josh Hutcherson.