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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 weeks ago
I put a spell on you and now I have a bunch on my heart
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This’ll be interesting 20 comments
myfuckinggod · 4 weeks ago
once upon a time, there was an infant who was unfortunately in a situation that had been made to be the only thing by a certain amount of time to become a member. only one person could reverse it, but fortunately for our hero, they found their chance when a good idea accidentally made the decision to get the job done. though the first one was reluctant, eventually the hero convinced them to give them a chance. the moment it happened. the one thing that was a bit of a shock was reversed and our hero once more became a big success.
Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
myfuckinggod · 7 weeks ago
grab my own coffee table at your house
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Nagatoro does not share her senpai 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 24 weeks ago
what's up with all these anime guest posts???
Gladiator Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 53 comments
myfuckinggod · 25 weeks ago
my name is David
commander of the armies of a misunderstanding of what to look at
loyal servant to you
and I will have my vengeance. in this life, or a good thing for you I would love you more and I want you all the time
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well
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 70 comments
myfuckinggod · 26 weeks ago
I'm a cancer and that's why I am so much more of an idea
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Phil coming through with a smack 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 26 weeks ago
thays about the same number of red heads my guy
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Fake facts you were taught. 34 comments
myfuckinggod · 27 weeks ago
science and facts do, actually, support the existence of trans and nonbinary people. so does anthropology and the study of older societies. but because it's grossly oversimplified in schools, people seem unwilling to correct their understanding as they get older and seem to think it's the only truth. it's like if people said "every animal in the water is a fish" because explaining the difference between fish, aquatic mammals and amphibians would be too complicated. but then people go through life saying that frogs and whales are obviously fish because they swim in the water.
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Fake facts you were taught. 34 comments
myfuckinggod · 27 weeks ago
hmm I can't remember all of them, but one fun fact is that you only have 5 senses. this is actually false! some scientists even say we have up to 21! and here is a few others ( copied from another site )
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Thermoception - the sense of heat (there is some debate that the sense of cold may be a separate sense)
Nociception - the perception of pain
Equilibrioception - the perception of balance
Proprioception - the perception of body awareness (close your eyes and touch your nose. Got it first time? That's proprioception in action)
( sensorytrust . org . uk / blog/ how- many-senses-do-we-have )
then of course there's gender vs sex. when I was in elementary school it was " dick equals xy chromosome equals boy " and vice versa. never any talk of intersex individuals, xxy, xyy, etc etc let alone that gender and sex wasn't intrinsically linked. and unfortunately people still rely on this middle school biology without realizing that it was oversimplified for us in school ( poorly )
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*confused censorship noises* 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 29 weeks ago
you jest, and yet literally it's meant to be both regimes
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The real useless companion 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 29 weeks ago
how dare you speak of Lydia this way.
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I mean its TRUE but how dare you
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It's always sunny predictive text game 77 comments
myfuckinggod · 29 weeks ago
The Gang has a lot easier than I think it is so much fun and it is to be almost a year of the year
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what?
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Those guys are so cool 39 comments
myfuckinggod · 30 weeks ago
doggnikcufym well alright then...
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Those guys are so cool 39 comments
myfuckinggod · 30 weeks ago
doggnikcufym well alright then
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Albanian W moment 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 30 weeks ago
Canadians just: first time? ( yeah its not that low but canada is never at the top )
Excuse me but what the *** 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 30 weeks ago
I work at a petsmart. I do this several times a day. this is EXACTLY the face. what the fuck
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Well I’m never gonna smile again 91 comments
myfuckinggod · 31 weeks ago
the time I got reincarnated as a guest character
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
myfuckinggod · 32 weeks ago
late to this, let's see:
this year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with darkness and also a bunch of people that were painted to look like they had heard about the other hand.
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what
Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
myfuckinggod · 34 weeks ago
Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make a good choice. James travels and the third time in a room he had been a great experience. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a groan.
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well. alright then.
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
myfuckinggod · 34 weeks ago
Today is April Fool's Day. Believe it is the best time to do it and trust no one
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
myfuckinggod · 34 weeks ago
this one is the best
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
myfuckinggod · 34 weeks ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and the third party in his lower hand
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lame
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Reject bikinis. Embrace cursed captains 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 35 weeks ago
I mean I'm with you but...
wasn't his whole thing that he couldn't go on a beach? didn't they have him stand in a bucket of water?
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 81 comments
myfuckinggod · 35 weeks ago
Mary had a little girl in her family who had been married for her first year
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
myfuckinggod · 35 weeks ago
God is a good thing for me
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what happened? my phone updates and suddenly autocorrecr is a Christian pastor?
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