How the earth is like now

This is correct, considering it's below -40 today with the windchill in my bit if Canada

Can it get that cold in Mexico?

It's like 20 below zero with the windchill up in my part of Pennsylvania. Also, I was in Florida last week and it was pretty cold... Well cold for Florida but still I needed a jacket.

Why is Texas in the cold section?

That would be a neat and new plot for a movie. I mean, they've done a new Ice Age and they've done volcanoes, but have they done both at once?

Yes, and most of the time Australia and New Zealand are burning up.

Apparently, here in Florida, the weather was for some time colder than Juno, Alaska.

This is correct, considering its above 34 degrees Celsius in some parts of Africa

This is a little depressing

You have to move the freeze line a little, here in PR is 60F, chilly for us!

79 in Cali

End of the world perhaps?

70 degrees in San Diego

No, It's actually colder then that here in Canada. :)

California is like a spring day.

a song of ice and fire?

Punk hazard if it was a planet

It's winter here in South Africa and I'm freezing! Not burning up like a bacon in the oven