Could you imagine having that job?
*on the phone with mom* "So how is your job search going?"
"Oh, it's going great. I just got a job in a commercial!"
"In a commercial? Oh that's great dear! You'll have to come over and show it to me sometime."
"Oh, yeah, well. Um... In the commercial, I'm actually invisible."
"Invisible? Is it a clever parody of something?"
"Well... No, it's not. I push someone's hair around."
"...Is it someone famous?"
"...No."
ATTENTION ALL HAIR PRODUCT COMMERICAL PEOPLE
PLEASE LEAVE THE HAIR NINJAS IN YOUR COMMERCIALS
WE PROMISE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT IF YOU DO
There, that should do the trick...
*on the phone with mom* "So how is your job search going?"
"Oh, it's going great. I just got a job in a commercial!"
"In a commercial? Oh that's great dear! You'll have to come over and show it to me sometime."
"Oh, yeah, well. Um... In the commercial, I'm actually invisible."
"Invisible? Is it a clever parody of something?"
"Well... No, it's not. I push someone's hair around."
"...Is it someone famous?"
"...No."
PLEASE LEAVE THE HAIR NINJAS IN YOUR COMMERCIALS
WE PROMISE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT IF YOU DO
There, that should do the trick...