This one time.. (please don't judge) I found a Hershey's bar under the couch cushions, and it's been there for who know how long, and with me being a fat ass and all, I ate it and it was all crunchy... (I was like 8)
So I was canoeing down the river with my scout troop. I was like 15 maybe. And floating in the river was an un-opened can of redbull. I picked it out of the river and drank it. And that is how I got my very first taste of redbull.
Hmm...
sparklez: 8 year old eats an old, crunchy, couch candybar
pebble: 15 year old drinks unopened river redbull, then recently eats old frozen snickers bar
I think sparklez and her couch candy won it. But wait... I have a question for both of you: was the hershey/snickers bar open when you found it?
When I was like 8 my dad took me to walgreens and he let me buy two boxes of candy. I took them home and I hid one and my mom walked in on me eating half of the first, staying with the plan. I took out the other one the next day before she got back from work. I ate the whole box and 3/4 of it was on the floor because it fell.
Okay, so I might shock, and may gross out a few people here, but I don't like wasting food, so I tend to eat it, even if it's on the floor. Only if it's a dry food!! Like, m&m's or something.
If you can dust it off it's probably fine. A bit of dirt isn't gonna kill anyone. I mean, honestly. I've watched toddlers put the grossest things in their mouth. I think you can eat that m&m :P
That reminds me of this one time, when I went to my uncle's house. My nephew was.. about 6-7 months, and he picked up this dead cockroach (i'm absolutely terrified of cockroaches, btw) and almost put it in his mouth. On impulse I went there and slapped it out of his hand.
Where I used to work we had a problem with roaches because one of the individuals had a problem with smearing his feces, and food and stuff everywhere. Plus it was an old house. We cleaned the best we could but, it still happens.
Sometimes it's actually beneficial because eating dirt (a bit at a time) can help build your immune system.
And I've got you all beat. I used to swallow the gravel at the playground because I wanted to be like a chicken and a dinosaur and I thought that having rocks in my stomach would help me digest food.
Awwh! :D I love you too<3 Also, I've never tried Frank's Red Hot Sauce.. Where do you live? I put Louisiana Hot Sauce on everything, it's the stuff I grew up with, and I put Ghost Pepper sauce in my curries and on my pizza.
Yeah, spice is good. My friends don't like it though; they'll try something and be like "This is so hot, I can't stand it!" and then I'll try it and it's barely spicy at all.
Omg, finally somebody that understands me! I think, when and if I ever go to Canada, I'm bringing my hot sauces, and we're going to make each other food. Sound good? :D
Oh my god, that's soo lonnggg.. x-x Don't put yourself through this. Please? I'm really awkward.. I'd probably just cry for a few days if you ended up coming, because I wouldn't have the guts to see you, and end up feeling like shit. Also, this is my limit. Farewell Blaze, Farewell Pebble. Until next time, because I cannot afford to delete any more comments.
sparklez: 8 year old eats an old, crunchy, couch candybar
pebble: 15 year old drinks unopened river redbull, then recently eats old frozen snickers bar
I think sparklez and her couch candy won it. But wait... I have a question for both of you: was the hershey/snickers bar open when you found it?
And I've got you all beat. I used to swallow the gravel at the playground because I wanted to be like a chicken and a dinosaur and I thought that having rocks in my stomach would help me digest food.