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turningthetech


hackneyed-paintsplatter on tumblr (im better now than from 1+ year back I swear)

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turningthetech · 6 years ago
nah, you say "study art" and they laugh. "have fun on the streets"
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"highlight" of the day 12 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
you laugh now but hes stuntin on us lames with his great color coordination
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Mine's Eminem. Who's yours? 67 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
my lock screen`s markiplier, home screen is my friend`s brother wearing a hulu skirt and a coconut bra. incredible, i know
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I became responsible. 3 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
This is what being the mom friend in a group is like.
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I died 20 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
are you kidding me? some of the guys in this set have better legs than I do!
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Have you ever been so fat, you had two asses? 7 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
my anaconda dont
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People need this 9 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
maybe a chip implanted that says "YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT" loudly, over and over
what is your number(s)? 41 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
ugh I don`t even have glasses but wouldn`t doing the "know it all" get finger smudges on your glasses?
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Tumbleweed fire tornado, just needs sharks I guess 5 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
WELCOME TO TEXAS *tumbleweed hits you in the groin*
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Someone make this a thing! 10 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I`d rather die in a car crash than go to a tumblr bar. Sure, there are a lot of nice things on tumblr, but the rabid weeaboos and teaboos would just ruin it.
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I heard a girl complain about her big boobs today 51 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
What if i told you big dicks don`t count if it`s half your personality
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What Canadians wish for in a nutshell 28 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
They wanted to start small and then go on with the bigger operation, so Alaska was already cut off.
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The wrath of photoshop 20 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
ngl their uncle`s better at photoshop than some kids in my art class.
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Blockbuster is coming 14 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
How pleasant, another film museum`s opening up. Been a long time since i saw one of those around.
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Prismatic paint job 10 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
dude took a super star
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Boy Hugs a Chicken 3 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
actually, a hen. but nice attempt on the innuendo, friend.
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This guy knows romance 6 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
smooth as butter.
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No smartphone 7 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
If you don`t think they`ll find out about that sooner or later, you`re sadly mistaken, my friend.
No smartphone 7 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch
[fedoratipping intensifies] 13 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
One time my friend (who is nice as can be and would most likely take a bullet for me) was in her chorus class and her other friend was getting really annoyed and mad at everyone bc they wouldn`t stop talking, so my friend straight up screamed at the class to shut up and she almost cussed out a student for saying no. She said everyone was really scared and shocked, seeing as in every other class she doesn`t talk at all. Moral of the story: Don`t fuck with nice people, be a nice person yourself.
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Nickelodeon time capsule 24 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I`ll be 41.
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A letter from a father to his daughter 26 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
And the same still applies, friend.
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Isn't it true 9 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
That right there is Trash Grier`s dream girl.
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true love 4 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
except this one won`t betray you, try to kill you and take over your island kingdom.
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I can show you the world 12 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I DONT WANNA SEE IT!
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