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All I've done this summer 3 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Well, Netflix definitely knows their demographic pretty damn well.
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A near miss 5 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I cringed at this, SO hard.
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Romantic penguins 10 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
i like this much more, when a person proposes to someone, all they get is this sparkly thing on a thin loop.
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f*ck jennifer 3 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
i take things people with meme icons say with a full quarter of a salt quarry.
July 4th 12 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
the 16ths my birthday dont associate my bday with stupidity please
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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave 11 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
LION KING IS 20 YEARS OLD ALL THE LIONS WOULD BE /DEAD/
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which are you? 104 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I`m A Cancer but honestly I`d be more like a Pisces in this situation.
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The real way 1 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
dear god
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Perfect metaphor for my life. 5 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Or when you`re running away from something in a dream.
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Eggs 5 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
egg
Summer vacation is finally here!! 16 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
FINALLY OUT
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Summer vacation is finally here!! 16 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Urgh 2 days left, and they`re half days. I don`t get why these days aren`t optional.
Pretty much every free to play MMO ever 4 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I was a nerd as a kid and got to level 20 as a ninja on Free Realms
I kicked everyone`s ass
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One of my favorite moments in Sherlock... 23 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Oh man, Attack On Titan would be something you need to wear a scuba mask to read.
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Two types of people 42 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I love how I can figure out who`s not in America (generally) by whether they say "fries" or "chips"
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Worst Jokes in existence 12 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
I got one: An elf walks into a bar, a hobbit laughs and walks under it.
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As a female, I don't understand why other females get so mad about this 23 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
My family and I just always leave the lid up, it`s not that big a deal to us.
A little kick 22 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
if that happened to me I would be like "no no no no NO, get it out rn i swear to god"
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"Skewed priorities" doesn't even come close to covering it. 6 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
except most teens have their phones on them at all times, increasing the chance of it falling and cracking. they have the phones on them a lot more then they have sex, so the need in the long run for a case on the phone more than a condom at all times, though i still encourage stashin` a few around the house.
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Better call 911 'cause he just stole my heart 28 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Fuck the police, god-damn.
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For all those vegetarians out there 23 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Or use your common sense and don`t try to take down a fucking moose, jesus.
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Do you even lift? 7 comments
turningthetech · 6 years ago
Just look up Rob Liefield on Google and watch the horrific proportions fly by.
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People these days 12 comments
turningthetech · 7 years ago
One time I told this dude he had the brain size of a peanut and he corrected me saying "Walnut." I am not shitting you.
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We all know someone who would fall for this 22 comments
turningthetech · 7 years ago
I heard you can clean a toaster in a bathtub full of water.
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Prank 5 comments
turningthetech · 7 years ago
and they now have 2 extra pairs of boots.
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