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they are correct 12 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Both. Both is good.
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they are correct 12 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Either jail or Tumblr.
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White Balls? 6 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Steve Harvey has witnessed the downfall of humanity way too many times to be healthy.
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Science jokes 3 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Well what`d you expect, oxygen`s been inside everyone.
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And he carries it everywhere 12 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Probably shoved down his pants, I bet.
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the perfect response to a douchebag prank 15 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
only if you don`t complain if they punch back.
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That's how he did it 10 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
And he`s one hell of a contortionist.
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That's how he did it 10 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
He has nice legs, then.
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This week on "I Didnt Know I Was A Satanist"... 87 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
No wonder everyone on Tumblr loves Satan, he seems really nice.
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This would probably be the most dangerous pokemon 5 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I would actually think they`d have less of an effect on females.
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Smaug 4 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I want a petition to get Benedict Cumberpatch to record this as Smaug
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I didn't need that anyway 5 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I like how he immediately starts drumming faster after the paper hits the drum.
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Spy kids go deep 8 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Ah, yes. Steve Buscemi, you glorious bastard.
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My power: Black magic 110 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Sagittarius sign? Am I now a centaur with excellent marksmanship?
I know she wants me B-) 3 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
What makes this better is that I was listening to "Don`t You Want Me" (From the Swiffer Commercials)
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Burnnnnn 7 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
[Michael Jackson`s Smooth Criminal plays in background]
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Unnecessary censorship 13 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Well... I`ve seen worse. (Thanks a lot Tumblr)
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If Finding Nemo was an anime... 28 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Bruce and his friends though.
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Disney pen*s 9 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
its the illuminati i tell you!
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When you pause a movie at the wrong time 10 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Oh, hon.
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If you do this, f*ck you 13 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Aggressive Advice Mallard
I have no arguments against this meme.
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"Did you just.." 9 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
they`re becoming self aware
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Anime vs reallity 64 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I`ve got to goooooo
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Anime vs reallity 64 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Sends shivers down my spine
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I present you: the blue footed b**by ( yes that's it's actual name) 21 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Don`t forget the great tit bird.
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