Worst Jokes in existence

I'm home alone and it's dark and I'm pissing myself laughing at these bad jokes. I'm so glad I don't have any close neighbours, they'd think I was psychotic.

Number 12 is the excuse for my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.

I got one: An elf walks into a bar, a hobbit laughs and walks under it.

This made my life better omg

Remember this joke?
A kid asks to go to the bathroom, but the teacher tells him to recite the alphabet first.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
"What happened to the P?"
"It's running down my leg."

I love lame jokes like this that can make me laugh.

I literally lost it at 6 X,D

I got boored at the 3 one

Yea these are really stupid and not in the least bit funny.