When life gives you lemons, you say?

Life is only obligated to give you lemons, you got to get up off your butt to get the sugar and water, or choice alcoholic beverage, to go with the lemon!

Thanks for the encouragement

Unless you like drinking lemon juice.

water comes from sweat and tears, sugar comes from sweet success

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Cave Johnson

And that is why, when life gives you lemons, call for tequila and salt.

when life gives me lemons, I read them