Every time I cook something

I like to think I cook well. But I don't

The word "like" isn't needed in either of those statements.

Don't even get me started on my "cooking skills". I'm not even able to flip a pancake.

I find it impossible to chop food that fast

After all the comments up there ^, is it bad that i actually look like the first picture when i cook? I'm just not black nor male.