Actual advice mallard

I tried!!! They wouldn't let me!

I've never had a free meal at a restaurant.. What am I doing wrong? Where am I not going??

There are restaurants that provide free meals??

It's spelled 'RESTAURANT'

"Resturaunt" :'D I'm crying of laughter because it looks like "rest your aunt" And I imagine someone tucking their aunt to bed in a restaurant and giving the waiter a tip for not waking her up :D

If you wanna make a good post, learn how to spell resturant.

12% of a 0$ bill?