Now, knowing Two-Years-Ago Me, had you gotten here sooner, my response would probably be something along the lines of, ";) ;) ;)"
But you arrived today. And today is not two years ago and today I am tired and stressed. And to that, I say, Get the damn blender I hope it tastes like blood.
But you arrived today. And today is not two years ago and today I am tired and stressed. And to that, I say, Get the damn blender I hope it tastes like blood.