Good guy Satan

Hahaha billions really? All Satan wants to do is to drag people down to the hole that God cast him in. He punishes you because, well, misery loves company.

Yeah Noah's Arc story. God flooded the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.

God never drags anyone to hell, thank Satan for that. Everything God does is designed to bring people to Him. End of story. :)

Ark* the world hadn't even been there that long. You honestly think there were billions of people alive?

I think the highest estimate I've ever heard was two million at that time. That seems a little high to me, but who knows. :P

Crap how do I misspell ark? I knew it, but I didn't write it.

And if I remember correctly, the only reason that God flooded the world was because people were being bad or something like that so they were most likely to be punished

Or maybe it wasn't as much about punishing the wicked as it was about saving future children from being born into wicked families where they'd have no hope of learning righteousness. Earth needed to start over.

Thank you mike couldn't of said better myself!

What upsets me most is that we're probably even worse today than they were before

Most of us aren't sacrificing our children to idols. Lol. But God promised he wouldn't flood the world again so that's one thing you don't have to worry about.

I like your username by the way :P