Because it couldn’t possibly mean “all of the above.”
I’d file all that under “manners” anyway.

I would appreciate this more if I wasn’t sitting on the toilet. Tension’s kinda the name of the game here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFqOumnsBI8

My city had one a few weeks ago that simply said "Did you run out of blinker fluid?"
I have never before been so proud.

Feminism doesn't make sense without men.
The notion of equality doesn't make sense unless you have (at least) two distinct variables to compare. If women are the only gender in the equation, then what are you trying to accomplish? There's no imbalance, no inequality, no problem, and therefore no need for feminism.
Men have to be a major part of feminism.

I'm more concerned about having to walk across the English Channel.

I'm disappointed in how long it took me to notice the second set of hands.

"Average" is, psychologically, what people find most attractive.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/18/why-we-find-average-faces-most-attractive

Little high, Little low...

Or the back of my knee.

63% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Often by guys trying to get out of the friend zone.

wtaf Japan.

What's the purpose of the prominent starburst thing?

Just had a revelation -- I guess the "no magic outside of school" rule is voided as soon as they get on the train?
I mean, this is still technically "outside of school," isn't it?
Potterheads, anyone know?

I get the sentiment behind this and all... but it's gotten to the point where cross-dressing seems to automatically make you the best possible dad.
Not sure how I feel about that.

I do miss high school. Senior year rocked.
Probably because I didn't do drama. I just did my thing.
*edit: well... a big part of my thing was involved with the drama department, so I guess there was a good deal of drama. But you know.

I think you misspelled "one-man guided decapitator".