Gummy Bear Army of Intestinal Armageddon

Songofthewhitestag, thank you for posting this! Although it's kind of gross, it has to be the funniest shit (literally) I've read in along time! Hats off to you!

I wanna try some

Didn't think I'd read the whole post but the reviews are like pringles and after one I couldn't stop. Holy god this was hilarious.

Is it supposed to show up all white? :/ Is there a joke I don't get?

Im laughing so hard im crying

I read this during class and started laughing uncontrollably and people started staring at me and the teacher thought I was crying

I lost it at make sure to buy some Oxiclean to get the stains out of your underwear,furnatue, pets, loved ones, and ceiling fans

The best part about this is that people keep buying this stuff despite the reviews and warnings

Best quotes: "streams of fire burst from my colon" "now I know what chocolate rain really is! WOOT!" "the sounds, like trumpits calling demons back to hell" and "These are SATEN. BEARS."

This should have a buy now button!

I can honestly say that I have never laughed that hard at something posted EVER

My dad always used to have those in his drawer he still does ☺

"chocolate rain"....

It gets better: http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_next_6?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=6&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

It took me forever to read this whole damn thing, I was laughing so hard I couldn't see to read...OMG the funniest thing ever!