That is single handily the cutest thing ever

I legitimately thought of shipping as in shipping and handling for a second

No but seriously

Tidal Slicer, The terror of Asia

I love how the friend instantly guesses banana and kazoo out of all the words in the english language

That sentence was a rollarcoaster from start to finish

Second to last one looks like Chloe

He's a little human notice board

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I completely lost it at Katie's last one

So the world would be a better place of cupid could just aim correctly

Best quotes: "streams of fire burst from my colon" "now I know what chocolate rain really is! WOOT!" "the sounds, like trumpits calling demons back to hell" and "These are SATEN. BEARS."

Thank you for posting this. It pisses me off when people say crap like "wearing those clothes she was asking for it." Or "she's probably just lying for attention". In my opinion I think a girl could walk around completly naked and not be assulted because its HER BODY and if she says no then no. And most of the asshats that say these exact things never realise how stupid it sounds until its switched around like this. Sorry to rant but it just made me mad.

This is why i'm scared to have children. I'll probably be worse than my husband

Must be awkward when a kid asks his name

One of these is not like the rest

Beautiful. It's as if nobody else is in the room except him and his bottle.

Clever. The only thing I could think of fast enough was a couple tv's, game systems and a computer or two.