You know it's cold when CNN has nothing to report

Right, so he had to look at his license to see if he was a boy or a girl, because he couldn't feel his genitalia.

but..but.. You didnt feel it always.. :(! bad phun in my mention :(

Wrong. It's because his penis crawled back up inside him due to the cold. It's called "extreme shrinkage".

wtf o.o

Oh. Well there's that too. DONT JUDGE ME I DON'T HAVE MAN PARTS!!! >__<