How is she a whore for NOT sending him the picture he actually wanted? Don't get me wrong, I think he's being a total dick, but wouldn't the more appropriate insult be prude? Is this guy actually stupid enough to mix up his insults? Again, totally think this guy is a dick, just a little but bothered by him using the word whore in this situation
She's the whore, right. He's the one asking for nude pictures, because his 'gf out of town'
And the 'I play hockey' was supposed to convince her? Please, if you play hockey, all that proves is that you see more dick than anything. What a douche.
Oh, you play hockey! Had I known this previously, I would've immediately sent you pictures of my vagina! You really have to learn to play your best cards first.
Ummmm.... It can't be too big or else it will freaking hurt like hell. Vaginas are made to stretch, but that doesn't mean that they like it. If you want to pleasure yourself and your girl right, it should be about average sized. So long as you know what to do with it ;)
Yeah, with that attitude and that phrase you'll totally gonna have her.
I play VIRTUAL air hockey, deal with it
And the 'I play hockey' was supposed to convince her? Please, if you play hockey, all that proves is that you see more dick than anything. What a douche.
His attitude or his huge diddily?