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You have no idea what's at stake. If they say 'no' your heart breaks, the post office burns down, gavin screams, justin beiber's green card won't be revoked, and Canada's maple syrup reserve will run dry

No, if they say no then you're right back to where you are now. Dateless on valentines. Then you can move on. Then you can stop worrying about what could be or could have been and actually find someone that actually wants you and appreciates you vs someone that doesn't even care.

No pls. Not the maple syrup.

I'm getting worried about how often Gavin screams, why hasn't he lost his voice by now?

If he says yes, I would die. If he says no, I would still die.

Now all of funsubstance will peer pressure you into doing it we got your back

The dates are really confusing me, I'm used to dd/mm/yy, not this strange American gooblygob

48 hours after 2/14 is my birthday!!

6 days before 2/14 is my birthday, yay?

6 months after 2/14 it's my birthday!!!