I skipped the last "a" and thought you said, "sometimes you get cockblocked by Pebble". Dang Pebble.
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· 10 years ago
like in racing games there's just this weird invisible wall with a holographic arrow on it
and im like
WTF
i wanna explore this world
and my game is like
not this time lololol
My bad cyber bro, twas not my intent. I am content in my current role of being a pebble in the pond that is the cyber world. If I cockblock you, take not offense, for I am a simple pebble and know not what I do.walketh around and enjoy your merry adventure. But be wary of knee targeting arrows.
Silence you fool! Do you not realize that I, TheOneAboveAll Supreme Ruler of The Universe can't be hurt by such a petty arrow?! Yet I get cockblocked by a non animated object. Fuck this.
Silenced, I cannot be. For I am just a humble pebble and cannot speak. The voices thy hear, come from thine own mind. Thou must search thy self and see what truly bothers.
I am stunned that my own thoughts got the best of me, thinking a simple pebble that lays in the bottom of a pond can speak, but this pebble is different from others, this pebble may not be the biggest,baddest or even the most prettiest but I see something beautiful in it. I shall grant thy pebble life and turn it into a human being so that it can blossom and be diverse and interact with the other mortals. But, when you Pebble the human is about to reach the end of the line you mustn't grieve that you couldn't do anything else for when you die you will come to the Heaven's and we both shall rejoice and you will be able to do whatever you please and you shall not fear Death again and there won't be anymore pain nor suffering. For now blossom my child and stand tall to the world.
Then I shall take this blessed gift of life and travel along and carve my own adventure. I shall no longer cockblock thou. Thou has given the greatest gift of all. We shall now part ways, but when we meet again, we shall drink and be merry in the heavens. May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil discovers us dead. Until then my dear friend, I bid thee farewell, I humbly thank you for this gift of life.
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One time, my school was building a new sidewalk, and the school president asked what they who doing and I told him "Building a giant dildo." AND HE SAID"Perfect size for you, huh?"
batman: but im baaaaaaaatmaaaaaaan...!
and im like
WTF
i wanna explore this world
and my game is like
not this time lololol