Women are too classy

Why yes, yes we do

it's really not about classy or not, its more that women like the fantasy while men like the real thing

i like porn

fanfics are great.

I do hope you aren't including the fujoshis in this; we have no qualms when it comes to that.
Plush, that should never be considered "lecture" that falls more under the categories of "abomination" that can only fit as a torture method in one of the nine (or 18, depending the culture) levels of hell!