All women will kneel for you

But... if you take him... he... has no... boobs, which alot of men are quite fond of....and.... then women... can't .... (claps hands together repeatedly) if you
know what I mean.

I'm gay. I'm not fond of boobs.

Oh. Enjoy. Just know... if you take him, no woman will reproduce with him, thus him having no offspring, resulting in no future generations... of the chosen one.

Just, you know, because, it matters. To me.

Surrogates are an option.

;-; you win. Shit.