purewitchery

purewitchery


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Omg.Can't swim.Help.I'm drowning. 6 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Oh dear, I have magically lost all knowledge on how to swim. Is there an application for a private lesson??
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Interesting piechart 10 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Yet again the day is saved by PUREWITCHERY. [Insert action music]
Interesting piechart 10 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
The picture is a Venn Diagram, not a pie chart.
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You free? 2 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Yes, yes I am, FREEEEE HEALTH CARE AMERICA!!!!
Another knock knock joke 3 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
...patrollin' tryna catch me riding dirty.
Don't use too much makeup 5 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Oh dear God that is hilarious.
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The 5 Types Of Bodyshapes 59 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
My body type is special. Mine is different from everyone else, though we may be classified as the same. Guys, mine is
FABULOUS!
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The little story of my life 11 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
If their relationship is going to hurt you, just step back, out of the path of the scissors. You don't need those people in your life.
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GIF inventor said that it is pronounced as 'jif' 23 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
I pronounce it like that. But everyone says 'gif' so I am alone...
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White guy confessions 18 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Going on from the misinformed people talking about America, I would like Americans to realise that they are the majority of the misinformed people that talk stereotypically about countries. I have talked to a great many adults and children during my previous stay in America and most of them think one of these things.
a) Australians ride or own kangaroos
b) Australia and New Zealand are connected
c) Australia is an island
d) All Aussies speak slang
I have talked to Americans and as soon as I say 'I'm Aussie' they say one of the above. America, get your head in the game.
Badass tom 7 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Did anyone else notice the little tube of tobacco magically disappeared?
Team loki 52 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Could you please shut the hell up, guys. Like really. You look like two toddlers arguing over a train set.
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Perfect.
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Yes, all the Shakespeare!!
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
At the pudding factory. *laughs maliciously*
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
He'll never see it coming...
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Phase 2 we need a box. Like a really big box. And we prop it up on a stick with more pudding inside.
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Phase 1 we bait him with puddings.
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Yes. Nobody shall ever have him. Except us. Its genius!
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It's times like these when I lose faith in humanity 62 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
But, but DIAMONDS.
LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
It simple, we kidnap the Loki.
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
How do you suggest I go about doing that?
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LOKI! 38 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
I LOVE HIM THE MOST! HE BELONGS TO ME NOW!
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It's times like these when I lose faith in humanity 62 comments
purewitchery · 9 years ago
Never mind I'm going to Neptune, apparently it rains diamonds.
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