New and improved phrases

Is this a way to summon calmthylovelytits?

I like don't have a rack attack. I think I'm gonna use that.

I like soothe your boobs and don't have a rack attack. LOL!

Don't get your nipples in a knot and your titties in a twist

Wait wait wait. These are all great phrases, but we should come up with some for men!

My gay friend uses these all the freakin time when someone overreacts or freaks out about something or gets angry for no reason.

Jeez rest your breasts !!!!

Adjust your bust before it combusts. Hakuna your tatas. My mother, a midwife, needs to learn all of these.

But calm your tits doesn't rhyme to begin with

Hakuna your tatas. Everyone, this is my new motto.

I like how some of these rhyme but calm your tits doesn't

Hakuna your tatas. Best thing ever

Don't have a rack attack!

Hakuna your tatas...

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Wow. These are amazing