Potatooo

Catch a guy staring at me, they're lookin cute as fuck, then they catch me staring at them and I look like a fucking potoo bird

I have never been so complimented by a boy in my life....i am a...POTATO!

She just has to find someone who likes potatoes.
From what I see on the interwebs, a lot of people do. :-)

This the most accurate description of my life.
*insert "I made myself sad" gif*

so true...

Wish this was true, but it's more like this for me -
mom: you're so ugly and fat
dad: you'll get a boyfriend someday
grandparents are dead
friends of parents: you're so smart and nice, you'll get a boyfriend soon
friends: you're pretty but I'm prettier
boys: -constantly friendzoned-

This is coming from a guy, when we see you staring and look it away don't take that as a bad thing we may just be too nervous or shy to make the first move.

Hey, at least a minion would date you :)

This is speaking to me on a spiritual level

Potato is life.