*abducts your entire family* HINT HINT

*captures you and tortures you like Liam Neeson* HINT FUCKING HINT

*Disembodied the family every 10 minutes and chewed their bones* HINT MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS HINT

Well that escalated quickly...

*Rips out your heart and eats it* HINT HINT

*Abducts all world leaders* Hint Motertucking Hint

-Destroys your router and electronics- HINT HINT