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First day of work 4 comments
vodka · 4 weeks ago
Oh no bots are taking our jobs
My first holiday after 5 years, so happy :) 2 comments
vodka · 7 weeks ago
Be nice, bots also deserve a break every once in a while
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Two week notice 18 comments
vodka · 7 weeks ago
It's usually your own fault but there are also things like just bad circumstances. I also got fired 4 months ago since the company I'm working at ceases to exist in this form. Here in Germany and the Netherlands you get at least a months notice if you have a full time job, 2 weeks for part timers and I find that nothing more than logical since you have to find yourself another job to provide for you and your family
Two week notice 18 comments
vodka · 8 weeks ago
Wait where do people not get a notice before getting fired
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Why these little f*****s do this? 2 comments
vodka · 12 weeks ago
Cats do this so you can watch for danger while they eat. The moment a cat eats his kibbles he will only have focus for that leaving him vulnerable for surprise attacks
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Bad memories 14 comments
vodka · 12 weeks ago
Love you too Alekazam
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Bad memories 14 comments
vodka · 12 weeks ago
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I think twice until now 8 comments
vodka · 12 weeks ago
Well if I would get ressucitated after each death it would be about 5 times. But realisticly death usually only comes once
And for a kia sorento ? 3 comments
vodka · 13 weeks ago
Quite a bit actually and even some islands as well
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I'm not the only one going to hell 5 comments
vodka · 13 weeks ago
r.
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2020 prototype car being driven incognito-ish 18 comments
vodka · 14 weeks ago
Test cars around here always get painted in that design. Also they put additional "bumpers and skirts" on the car so it doesn't spoil the reveal but I've never seen one zipped up lkke that before
I'll take option number four 7 comments
vodka · 14 weeks ago
5. Bein sad an miserable and not wanting to drag anyone down with you
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Just a Slavic thing 7 comments
vodka · 14 weeks ago
Weirdest thing I ever took home from a night out was a lamppost
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Reflections 7 comments
vodka · 15 weeks ago
You do now
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Ghetto problems 4 comments
vodka · 15 weeks ago
I'd share a donut with him
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These cats 4 comments
vodka · 15 weeks ago
Yes the movement itself and a short intensification from the smell makes them aware there in fact is still food
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These cats 4 comments
vodka · 15 weeks ago
Fun fact cats are far sighted, for locating things near them they rely on their whiskers and sense of smell and movement of the object in front of them
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I mean it’s true 2 comments
vodka · 15 weeks ago
Just bought 70 meters of christmas lights
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Russian tv schedule 4 comments
vodka · 21 weeks ago
Cheers! Now drink up
Let me see what you have- A KNIFE 4 comments
vodka · 21 weeks ago
I'm so used to being the only one that answers the phone at work that I almost picked up the phone at the insurance company last time I went there. After a very awkward hand-clash my brain reminded me that I wasn't at work that instance
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80085 you said? 10 comments
vodka · 22 weeks ago
Yeah but what about sagging boobs though
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Confession box has opened. Tell us anything, you'll be forgiven 34 comments
vodka · 22 weeks ago
I hate my mother for who she is and what she has done. If it wasn't for my father I would've moved out 5 years ago and left them to figure their shit out themselves.
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Wholesome aliens 4 comments
vodka · 23 weeks ago
Just putting a comment here so I can back to it when I got the time to google them to see all the photo's
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Drink responsibly 3 comments
vodka · 23 weeks ago
It's a common misconception, I'm great at helping make decisions actually
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Nobody expects 2 comments
vodka · 23 weeks ago
Nobody expects the turkish inquisition......
Wait
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